I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
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But I’ll be honest
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
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i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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Carry yourself in such way that when people are sitting, you would be standing. And when they are standing you will STAND OUT. And when they stand out, you’ll be OUTSTANDING!. And when they dare to be outstanding , you will be their STANDARD
(Quotes here)
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